Welcome to Govnobil !

Welcome to official govnobil tourism bureau website for promote american tourism

• Many amount of cultural destinations !
• Have market with several basket of pears !
• Exporting many onions !
• Roads paved soon !

Govnobil arts and cultures

• Govnobil have People's National Soviet Monument To Cow Plague
• Govnobil have many buildings made of stones for not to catch on fire
• Miss Teen Govnobil only regional beauty contestant to be missing a foot

Better Than Cheremkhovo

• Cheremkhovo exports many fewer onions than Govnobil

• Cheremkhovo third most radioactive village in entire soviet republic, Govnobil only sixteen most radioactive village

• Cheremkhovo tourism bureau full of liars such as Vasily Bastilievich